Like so many other cats, I practice yoga on a regular basis. For those unfamiliar with this pose its named the 'shrimp pose' for obvious reasons. If you are human chances are you will never reach this level of yoga, but Id like to see you try.
I am a cat. I'm Persian. My mother (Perview Little Miss Can't Be Wrong) gave birth to me on May 13th, 1995. As you would expect, it was a glorious day.
As if my mom's name wasn't bad enough, my dad was named Escada's Boy George of Lesana.
I couldn't make this stuff up if I wanted to.