I may look like I'm in a bad mood here but don't worry I'm not. I think I just had a tummy ache. My tummy usually hurts when I eat too much yogurt or pepper jack cheese.
I am a cat. I'm Persian. My mother (Perview Little Miss Can't Be Wrong) gave birth to me on May 13th, 1995. As you would expect, it was a glorious day.
As if my mom's name wasn't bad enough, my dad was named Escada's Boy George of Lesana.
I couldn't make this stuff up if I wanted to.