I HATE BATHS. Look what I have to put up with! A faux-hawk?! I'm not some hipster kid. I am a cat. I'd be ok with a flat top but thats not possible with my hair texture. Im tired of people trying to make me become something I'm not. Did I mention I hate baths?
I am a cat. I'm Persian. My mother (Perview Little Miss Can't Be Wrong) gave birth to me on May 13th, 1995. As you would expect, it was a glorious day.
As if my mom's name wasn't bad enough, my dad was named Escada's Boy George of Lesana.
I couldn't make this stuff up if I wanted to.