I thought I would share a photo I recently scanned in. I'm pretty sure this was during my modeling days since I look so relaxed and yet still so handsome. Don't mind the yellow ball, one of my old humans used to think I was a dog.
I am a cat. I'm Persian. My mother (Perview Little Miss Can't Be Wrong) gave birth to me on May 13th, 1995. As you would expect, it was a glorious day.
As if my mom's name wasn't bad enough, my dad was named Escada's Boy George of Lesana.
I couldn't make this stuff up if I wanted to.