I was trying to take some new photos of myself for one of those 'social networking' sites. As you can tell my legs (or arms?) aren't quite long enough. Note to self: invest in a tripod.
I am a cat. I'm Persian. My mother (Perview Little Miss Can't Be Wrong) gave birth to me on May 13th, 1995. As you would expect, it was a glorious day.
As if my mom's name wasn't bad enough, my dad was named Escada's Boy George of Lesana.
I couldn't make this stuff up if I wanted to.