I won't show you my real yearbook photo. Its way too embarrassing. I used to be huge! Ok maybe I'll show you if you ask really nice. These are of me as a boy. Some people ask if I am male or female. Well tomorrow you'll be able to tell I am a boy.
I am a cat. I'm Persian. My mother (Perview Little Miss Can't Be Wrong) gave birth to me on May 13th, 1995. As you would expect, it was a glorious day.
As if my mom's name wasn't bad enough, my dad was named Escada's Boy George of Lesana.
I couldn't make this stuff up if I wanted to.