Just like old humans, I sleep a lot. I take a lot of naps as well. Gotta get my beauty rest right? I look like a sweet little angel here. Don't I look like visions of sugar plums are dancing in my head?
I am a cat. I'm Persian. My mother (Perview Little Miss Can't Be Wrong) gave birth to me on May 13th, 1995. As you would expect, it was a glorious day.
As if my mom's name wasn't bad enough, my dad was named Escada's Boy George of Lesana.
I couldn't make this stuff up if I wanted to.