I always enjoy a good scratch, even in my younger years. I remember laying on the chair near the warmth of the CPU. I still take refuge there during chilly winter nights. See kids the computer can give you friends, fans and even warn your heart.
I am a cat. I'm Persian. My mother (Perview Little Miss Can't Be Wrong) gave birth to me on May 13th, 1995. As you would expect, it was a glorious day.
As if my mom's name wasn't bad enough, my dad was named Escada's Boy George of Lesana.
I couldn't make this stuff up if I wanted to.