I'm lonely. My humans are out of town. They do that from time to time. I cant complain though. This cute blonde girl comes by to check up on me and feed me. I like her. I also get the whole bed to myself, which is nice.
I am a cat. I'm Persian. My mother (Perview Little Miss Can't Be Wrong) gave birth to me on May 13th, 1995. As you would expect, it was a glorious day.
As if my mom's name wasn't bad enough, my dad was named Escada's Boy George of Lesana.
I couldn't make this stuff up if I wanted to.