As you can tell, I bought a tripod. I can't quite seem to make the legs shorter on my own. Im resourceful but I could use some opposable thumbs. Stupid evolution takes too long.
I am a cat. I'm Persian. My mother (Perview Little Miss Can't Be Wrong) gave birth to me on May 13th, 1995. As you would expect, it was a glorious day.
As if my mom's name wasn't bad enough, my dad was named Escada's Boy George of Lesana.
I couldn't make this stuff up if I wanted to.