Ah yes. I love presents. Especially ones that smell good. I keep hearing this cat on the package being referred to as the 'fist pumpin' jersey shore cat'. No clue what that means.
I am a cat. I'm Persian. My mother (Perview Little Miss Can't Be Wrong) gave birth to me on May 13th, 1995. As you would expect, it was a glorious day.
As if my mom's name wasn't bad enough, my dad was named Escada's Boy George of Lesana.
I couldn't make this stuff up if I wanted to.