I get hungry late at night. I love reduced fat wheat thins. I think I just like licking the salt off and waiting for an unsuspecting human to grab the mushy one!
Now I dont usually condone websites like this, but it does serve its purpose. Yes it may be funny but more importantly it shows the world how amazingly refined I am. This cat will never be a world famous blogging cat like moi.
O yeah. I dont pick out my own clothes. If I did I wouldn't have chosen a sailor collar. I mean who would. I bet this would look much better on a female [cat]. I cant say I mind all the ladies saying 'awwwww!' when I strut by.
Ahhhh what a relaxing weekend. Both humans are back. I have to say, I do enjoy hanging out with them at times. So here I just wanted to show how well rounded I am. I look so deep in thought. You may say Im a regular renaissance man... er cat.
Somebody aka everybody will love this video. I was asked to 'show' my talents. Well here is one of them. I keep looking off because of some strange noise in the other room. Its was late at night and I can be a scaredy cat.
Ummm so Ive discovered many cats can read. This cat has great taste. And get this... his name is Fatty. What an appropriate name. He could stand to loose a few pounds.
I thought I would let everyone know that im not all work and no play. I like to have fun. Ive been having chats via the web cam lately with available felines. I discovered how awesome the 'special effects' make me look. Enjoy some of the ladies favorites!
I'm lonely. My humans are out of town. They do that from time to time. I cant complain though. This cute blonde girl comes by to check up on me and feed me. I like her. I also get the whole bed to myself, which is nice.
Its getting colder outside. I've decided to stay warm by making myself EXTRA fluffy today. I know... I know... this makes you want to snuggle with me. If youre lucky, I might sneeze on you!
I think I found a cat that may rival my talents. Before you get all upset and say 'TT your talents could not be surpassed!', keep in mind I said he MAY rival my talents. I'm just trying to be nice. I mean it's clearly some silly human holding his hand the whole way through.
So I had a bad day last week. Some of you may know that I have high blood pressure. I had to go in to my doc for a check up. My blood pressure is still a little high but I tried to explain that the doctors office stresses me out. Anyway Im on a new med and feel much better. Address your thank you cards to Dr. Ali.
I must be an outstanding subject. I love the crosshatching on this one. Yes cats know about crosshatching. Its something every feline learns early on. Why do you think we are so great at destroying furniture?
Now this is my kind of cat. He looks large and in charge. Im not so large but I am in charge. Im in charge of being incredibly cute and awesome. Look how short his legs are! Haha. No wonder he has to fly. This masterpiece is named 'Cat Prepares to Pillage Town'and was painted by KittyCassandra.
My profile is a thing of perfection. I dug this one up and fell back in love with myself. Im sure it has brightened your day. Oh yeah you may have noticed there are ads on this page now. If you click on them I will be happy. You want me to be happy don't you?
I've been posing for one full month now! This is a celebration video for all my devoted fans. I had a human help me film it so you could pretend that it was your own hand petting me! I know I'm a genius. Enjoy petting me! You can play it as many times as you would like.
As you can tell, I bought a tripod. I can't quite seem to make the legs shorter on my own. Im resourceful but I could use some opposable thumbs. Stupid evolution takes too long.
I have never had a lollypop but this lad here has convinced me to try one! I think he resembles me as well. Not as much personality but he could be some far removed cousin. I'll tell them to pick some up at the corner store.
I am a cat. I'm Persian. My mother (Perview Little Miss Can't Be Wrong) gave birth to me on May 13th, 1995. As you would expect, it was a glorious day.
As if my mom's name wasn't bad enough, my dad was named Escada's Boy George of Lesana.
I couldn't make this stuff up if I wanted to.